The 'Me When I Post X On X, Put My Phone On Vibrate, And Put It In My Ass' meme is a hyper-specific and absurdist piece of internet humor that surfaced as a way to mock the addictive nature of social media notifications. It describes a scenario where a user makes a high-engagement post on X (formerly Twitter) and chooses a bizarre, physical way to experience the resulting buzz of likes and retweets. The meme often uses reaction images of characters in states of intense focus, vibrating with energy, or staring blankly, serving as a satirical commentary on the clout-chasing culture and the literal dopamine hits provided by digital validation. It has evolved into a popular copypasta used whenever someone anticipates a post will go viral.