Half-Life: Full Life Consequences is a legendary piece of internet history based on a poorly written fanfiction by an author known as Squirrelking. The series became a viral sensation after it was animated in Garry's Mod by Davy Myhre, featuring the adventures of John Freeman, Gordon Freeman's brother. Known for its intentional grammatical disasters and absurd logic, the meme peaked with the iconic line, 'I have to kill fast and bullets too slow.' It remains a staple of early YouTube machinima culture, representing the peak of Gmod comedy and nonsensical storytelling that continues to be quoted by Valve fans and internet historians alike.