The 'Couldn't Even Edge to This / Clean Up On Aisle My Pants' copypasta is a satirical and hyper-ironic reaction used primarily in the comments sections of TikTok, YouTube, and X (formerly Twitter). Emerging from the 'brainrot' subculture of the early 2020s, the phrase parodies overly sexualized internet slang by pushing it to an absurd and nonsensical extreme. It is often used as a 'non-sequitur' response to content that is either completely mundane or intentionally confusing, signaling that the user is participating in a specific layer of modern internet irony. The meme gained massive traction as part of a wider trend of 'shitposting,' where users compete to leave the most unhinged and ridiculous comments possible to showcase a shared, chaotic sense of humor.