The 'Log Cabin' copypasta is a legendary piece of sports internet folklore that originated on Reddit's r/nyyankees, originally dedicated to Greg Bird and later Aaron Judge before being adapted for Shohei Ohtani. The text humorously describes a hypothetical life shared with a baseball player in a remote log cabin, characterized by a 'simmering erotic tension' and a strictly platonic, yet deeply intense, domestic life. As Ohtani rose to global superstardom, fans adopted this specific brand of 'baseball romanticism' to express their extreme admiration for his two-way talent. Today, it serves as a staple of baseball social media, used to celebrate Ohtani’s historic achievements with a touch of surrealist humor.