Following a devastating loss to the San Francisco 49ers in 2001, Indianapolis Colts head coach Jim Mora delivered this unfiltered post-game press conference. Unlike a scripted show, this features the real-life coach Jim Mora as himself, reaching a legendary breaking point in front of the media. In the scene, a visibly exhausted and frustrated Mora bluntly tells reporters, 'We got our ass totally kicked,' while lamenting his team's inability to do 'diddly-poo' offensively. This clip has become a staple in the sports meme canon for its raw honesty and hilarious lack of coach-speak. It is commonly used to represent any situation involving total failure, a lopsided defeat, or the feeling of being completely outmatched in a task. Whether it's a difficult exam, a losing streak in a video game, or a disastrous date, this template communicates total defeat. Example captions include: 'Me looking at my portfolio after the market dips,' 'When the group project group chat goes silent after the grade drops,' and 'My squad after landing in the most crowded part of the map.'