The 'If You Bought My Battle Pass You'd Get' meme is a satirical take on the seasonal monetization systems found in popular video games like Fortnite and Call of Duty. It features a list of 'rewards' one might receive if they invested in a person's life or personality as if it were a tiered progression system. What started as a joke among gaming communities quickly spread to broader social media platforms, where users list relatable flaws, daily habits, or specific personality quirks as 'legendary unlockables.' It is a versatile template used to poke fun at the concept of constant gaming microtransactions while offering a humorous, self-deprecating look at one's own lifestyle.