The 'If I Can Prove That I Never Touched My Balls' meme is a subversion of the song 'We Know' from the hit Broadway musical Hamilton. In the original scene, Alexander Hamilton is confronted regarding financial irregularities, to which he defensively replies, 'If I can prove that I never broke the law, do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?' The internet transformed this high-stakes political confession into an absurd and hilarious claim about personal conduct. It gained significant traction on platforms like TikTok and Twitter as a reaction image or video edit, often used to mock overly defensive behavior or to simply embrace the chaotic nature of modern irony and shitposting.