The 'I Would Berry My Dick' meme is a legendary internet copypasta that originated as a comment on a photo of a woman, famously featuring a humorous misspelling of the word 'bury' and a dramatic, chivalrous metaphor referencing the legend of King Arthur and Excalibur. The user expresses an intense, albeit grammatically confused, attraction by claiming that whoever could retrieve his anatomy would be the rightful king of England. The meme is primarily used as a reaction to attractive individuals or as a way to mock overly dramatic and 'thirsty' comments found across social media platforms like Reddit and 4chan. Its longevity stems from the bizarre, accidental poeticism of the typo combined with high-stakes medieval lore.