The 'I Need You To Distract Kang' meme template originates from the dialogue and high-stakes tension of Marvel Studios' Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania. In the context of the film, characters must find ways to occupy the god-like Kang the Conqueror to allow others to complete a mission. On the internet, the phrase became a popular snowclone, used to depict situations where someone is asked to take on a terrifyingly difficult task—like talking to an angry boss or a waiter—while the speaker makes a quick escape. It perfectly captures the humor of sacrificial teamwork and the absurdity of treating a multiversal threat like a minor inconvenience.