The 'How Fast These Dogs Will Kill You' meme format is a popular subversion of dangerous dog breed statistics, often presented as a mock infographic or ranking chart. Instead of actual aggression, the meme uses hyperbole to suggest that notoriously friendly dogs like Golden Retrievers or tiny, vibrating Chihuahuas will 'kill' you instantly—usually through excessive licking, extreme cuteness, or sheer chaotic energy. It emerged as a way for pet owners to celebrate their dogs' quirky personalities while poking fun at the 'scary dog' trope found in traditional media. The meme is highly adaptable, allowing users to swap in their own pets to show exactly how 'lethal' their daily cuddles really are.