The 'Good Dick A Have A Bitch Laid Up Watching X' meme is a popular snowclone and image macro that describes a state of total relaxation and distraction following physical intimacy. Typically featuring a photo of someone lying in bed staring at a screen, the meme highlights the humorously specific or boring content people end up watching when they are completely 'dazed' or satisfied. It originated on platforms like Twitter and Instagram, where users replaced the 'X' with increasingly obscure or nerdy interests—ranging from 4-hour video essays to shark documentaries—to emphasize the contrast between the intense setup and the mundane reality of the activity.