The Gay-Bi-Lesbian / Distinguished-Functional-Disaster meme is a 3x3 alignment chart that categorizes individuals based on their sexual orientation and their level of competence or chaos. Emerging from Tumblr and Twitter fandom circles, the grid assigns three categories—Gay, Bi, and Lesbian—to three distinct archetypes: Distinguished (classy and composed), Functional (stable and reliable), and Disaster (chaotic and messy). It serves as a humorous tool for fans to headcanon fictional characters or for friend groups to playfully roast one another. The template's popularity lies in its hyper-specific yet relatable categorization of queer identities through the lens of internet personality tropes.